Milford Sound by Bike: Rain, Sandflies and the Homer Tunnel
Motorcycle on the rain-slick Milford Sound road beneath cliffs and waterfalls

A hundred and twenty kilometres in, a hundred and twenty kilometres back out, through an avalanche corridor and a hand-cut tunnel, in a place that gets nine metres of rain a year. Here is how to ride the Milford road properly.

It goes nowhere, and that is the whole point

State Highway 94 leaves Te Anau, runs a hundred and twenty kilometres northwest into Fiordland, and stops. There is no loop, no onward route, no clever way to continue. You ride in, you look at the fjord, you turn round and you ride out on the same tarmac.

Riders sometimes flinch at that. Two hundred and thirty-odd kilometres of out-and-back on a schedule that is already full feels like an indulgence. It is not, and every rider who has done it says the same thing afterwards, which is that the road is better than the destination and the destination is world famous.

It is also a road that changes completely depending on which direction you are travelling, what the weather is doing and what time you set off, which means the return leg genuinely is a different ride rather than a repeat. More on that at the end.

The first hour is the warm-up act, and it is very good

Out of Te Anau the road runs along the lake and then into the Eglinton Valley, which is a wide flat-bottomed glacial trench with beech forest on the floor and sheer walls going straight up on both sides. The riding here is easy, fast, open and almost entirely straight, and the temptation is to treat it as transit and get through it.

Do not. The Eglinton at eight in the morning with mist sitting on the grass flats and the sun just catching the tops is one of the more beautiful pieces of road in the southern hemisphere, and it is empty at that hour because the coaches from Queenstown have not got here yet.

Mirror Lakes, about half an hour in, is a boardwalk stop of a few minutes that produces the photograph everybody knows: the Earl Mountains reflected perfectly in still black water. It works when there is no wind, which is roughly one morning in three, and it is worth the stop even when it does not. Further up, Knobs Flat has toilets and shelter and is the last of the civilised stops.

The avalanche corridor

Above the Hollyford junction the character changes. The valley narrows, the walls close in, and for the next seventeen kilometres, from Falls Creek up to The Chasm on the far side of the tunnel, you are riding through one of the most actively managed avalanche zones on any public road in the world.

There are dozens of individual avalanche paths crossing the highway in that stretch. The transport agency runs a control programme through the season, which involves monitoring the snowpack and, when the risk builds, closing the road and triggering the slides deliberately with explosives before clearing the debris with heavy machinery. The season runs roughly June to October, and during it the road can close at a few hours’ notice and stay closed until the mountain has been persuaded to let go.

You will see the signage telling you not to stop in the marked sections. Take it literally. Those signs are not there for scenery management. There is a reason the road is designed to be ridden through rather than lingered in, and the reason is measured in thousands of tonnes.

Outside the winter months the risk drops away and the corridor is simply a spectacular piece of alpine road. But this is also why the standing advice is to check the road status the morning you ride it rather than the night before, and why any decent operator has a plan B for the day.

The Homer Tunnel

At the head of the valley the road runs into a wall. There is no visible way over it and no obvious way through it, and then you spot a dark rectangle at the base of the rock.

The Homer Tunnel is about a kilometre and a quarter long, single lane, and cut through solid rock with a rough, unlined interior. Work started in the 1930s, was interrupted by avalanches and by a war, and it did not open to vehicles until the 1950s. It has no lighting worth the name. It runs downhill toward Milford at roughly one in ten, which does not sound like much until you are in it.

In the busy season the tunnel is controlled by traffic lights at each portal, and the wait can be several minutes. Outside those hours it is uncontrolled and you give way to oncoming traffic on sight, which in a dark unlit single-lane tunnel means going slowly and taking the fact that you cannot see much as information rather than as a challenge.

The practical rider’s briefing: visor up before you enter if it is wet, because the temperature drop will fog it instantly and you will be blind in the worst possible place. Sunglasses off. Headlight on, obviously. Get your speed down before the portal rather than inside. Expect standing water and a rough, wet, uneven surface. And expect the descent on the Milford side to arrive faster than you think, because you come out of the dark into an enormous bright hanging valley with a set of switchbacks immediately in front of you.

That exit is one of the great moments in motorcycling. It is also the moment riders are most likely to be overwhelmed and under-braked. Enjoy it on the second pass.

The parrots at the portal

The car park at the eastern end of the tunnel is the most reliable place in New Zealand to meet keas, the alpine parrot that treats vehicles as a puzzle box. They will be there. They will walk up to the bikes with total confidence and start investigating anything rubber or soft.

Grips, seat piping, luggage straps, mirror boots, the trim on a top box. A kea can strip any of it in the time it takes you to walk to the viewpoint and back. If you stop here, and you should, either keep somebody with the bikes or accept the risk. Do not feed them, which sounds joyless but which harms the birds and makes them more aggressive with the next group.

Down the Cleddau, and The Chasm

Below the tunnel the road drops through the Cleddau valley in a series of tight switchbacks, then straightens out through rainforest for the final run to the fjord. On a wet day, and most days are wet, this section has water coming down the cliffs on both sides in ribbons, some of it landing on the road.

The Chasm is a short walk off the road where the Cleddau river has drilled the rock into smooth potholes and arches. Ten minutes on foot, worth it, and it is the last stop before Milford itself.

The rain, and why you should want it

Milford Sound is one of the wettest inhabited places on earth. Annual rainfall is measured in metres, and the figure quoted locally sits somewhere between six and nine depending on whose gauge you believe and which decade you average. It rains on most days. It rains hard.

Every visitor arrives hoping for the blue-sky postcard with Mitre Peak reflected in flat water, and on a clear day it is stunning. But ask anyone who works there which conditions they would pick and they will tell you rain, and they are right. In the dry, the fjord walls are impressive rock. In heavy rain those same walls sprout hundreds of temporary waterfalls, top to bottom, all at once, and the whole place becomes something closer to a hallucination. The permanent falls double in volume. Cloud tears itself apart between the peaks.

So bring proper wet weather gear, ride expecting to use it, and then be pleased rather than disappointed when the forecast is bad. This is the one place on the entire trip where the weather you would normally curse is the weather that delivers.

What that does mean is that the gear has to be real. A cheap over-suit will fail in Fiordland rain within an hour and you will spend the rest of the day cold, and cold on a bike is a safety issue rather than a comfort one. Waterproof gloves in the tank bag, not in the pannier on the truck.

The sandflies deserve their own paragraph

They are famous, the reputation is entirely earned, and they will find you within about fifteen seconds of stopping. Fiordland sandflies are small, silent, numerous and persistent, and their bites itch for days.

The only things that work are covering up and repellent with a serious DEET content. Ordinary tropical-strength repellent from home is fine; a citronella wristband is decorative. The practical trick on a bike is that your gear already covers ninety percent of you, so the exposed zone is your face, neck and wrists. Keep the helmet on for short photo stops. If you are getting off properly, do the repellent before you take the gloves off rather than after.

They are worst at dawn and dusk, near water, and in still conditions, which describes essentially all of Milford. Nobody has ever regretted bringing repellent here.

Fuel, signal, timing

Three practical points that decide whether the day is smooth or stressful.

Fuel: there is none on the road. Fill in Te Anau. Milford has extremely limited facilities and you should treat the whole two hundred and thirty kilometre round trip as a single tank. For most adventure bikes that is comfortable. For anyone who left Te Anau on a third of a tank thinking they would top up at the other end, it is not.

Signal: there is essentially no mobile coverage for most of the road. Download your maps, tell somebody your plan, and do not expect to be reachable. The transport agency runs a phone line and a web page for road status, and both are updated properly; check them before you leave rather than hoping.

Timing: the coach traffic runs out of Queenstown and Te Anau on a predictable schedule, arriving at Milford in a block around late morning for the boat departures, then leaving in another block in the afternoon. If you set off early you get the Eglinton to yourself, you get the tunnel without a queue, and you meet the coaches head-on rather than sitting behind them. Late starts mean sharing a single-lane tunnel with a stream of buses, which is exactly as much fun as it sounds.

Why this is a day worth handing to somebody else

Milford is the one day on a New Zealand trip where the difference between doing it yourself and doing it on a guided tour shows up most clearly, and it has nothing to do with the riding, which is well within anybody’s ability.

It is about the decisions that happen before eight in the morning. Whether the road is open. Whether the avalanche programme has closed it. What the cloud is doing at the tunnel as opposed to what the app says about Te Anau. Whether to run early and take the cruise at eleven, or hold for two hours because the front is clearing. Whether the group has enough fuel to sit in a tunnel queue with the engines off and still get back. On a self-drive holiday you make all of those calls with the information available to a stranger, which is not very much. On a supported trip somebody makes them with the information available to a person who has done this thirty times and who spoke to the lodge at Milford before breakfast.

The other half is that the boat has to be booked, the timing has to match the road, and the luggage has to be somewhere that is not on your bike. None of that is difficult. All of it is friction, and friction on a day like this is what turns a great ride into a stressful one.

This is the least romantic argument for a big biking tour and probably the most honest one. You are not buying roads, because the roads are free and public. You are buying the fifty small decisions that make the day work.

Chains, winter and the honest seasonal picture

Between roughly May and November there are periods where carrying snow chains on this road is a legal requirement, and the road can shut with little notice. For a motorcycle that requirement is academic in the sense that you are not fitting chains to a bike; what it actually means is that if conditions get to that point, you are not riding it that day.

New Zealand’s riding season for a trip like this runs from late spring to autumn for exactly this reason, and even inside that window Fiordland does what it likes. A February afternoon can produce sleet at the tunnel. This is not a road to force. If the road captain says the day is off, the day is off, and the alternative in Te Anau and around the lake is a good deal better than most consolation prizes.

What to do when you get there

There is a cruise, and it is worth doing. Ninety minutes or so out toward the Tasman Sea and back, close enough to the falls that the boats deliberately nose under one of them, seals on the rocks, sometimes dolphins, and a sense of scale that you simply cannot get from the shore. If you only have time for one thing, do that.

Kayaking is the other option and it is the better one if you have the appetite, because sitting at water level at the base of a fifteen-hundred-metre cliff recalibrates something in your head. It also requires more time and better weather.

And there is the third option, which people underrate: walk out to the foreshore, stand there for twenty minutes, and look at it. No boat, no queue, no ticket. Mitre Peak rising straight out of the water in front of you. It costs nothing and it is one of the reasons people cross the planet.

Te Anau, which is not just a place to sleep

Almost everybody treats Te Anau as a bed at the start and end of the Milford day, and it deserves better than that. It sits on the edge of the second largest lake in the country, with the whole Fiordland range rising straight out of the far shore, and it is the last town of any size before two million hectares of national park.

It is also the right base for a very practical reason: staying in Te Anau rather than at Milford itself means you ride the road twice in daylight, and it means the group leaves before the coaches arrive rather than after. Accommodation at Milford is limited and expensive and puts you at the wrong end of the traffic pattern.

If you get a spare evening, the glowworm caves across the lake are a boat ride and a odd experience, and the Kepler Track’s first section makes a decent leg-stretch after a day in riding boots. There is a control gates walk along the river that takes half an hour and produces the sunset photograph everybody assumes was taken somewhere more famous.

The non-riding partner question

Fiordland is one of the few places on any of our routes where somebody who does not ride has as good a day as somebody who does, which is worth knowing if you are trying to talk a partner into a motorbike tour of New Zealand.

The cruise, the kayaking, the walks and the sheer scale of the place work identically whether you arrived on two wheels or in the support vehicle. On a lot of riding holidays the non-riding half of a couple spends the day waiting in a hotel. Here they spend it on a boat under a fifteen-hundred-metre cliff, and they are usually the ones with the better photographs at dinner.

The same is true of the pillion experience on this particular road, incidentally. The Eglinton and the Cleddau are among the few sections of a fortnight’s riding where the view from the back seat is arguably better than the view from the front, because the person behind is not spending any attention on the corner.

The ride back, which is not the same ride

Here is the part that surprises people who resented the out-and-back on the itinerary.

Going in, you climb the Cleddau switchbacks and enter the tunnel uphill, which means you exit into the Homer basin with the whole hanging valley opening up ahead and the mountains stacked behind it. That view does not exist in the other direction. The light has moved several hours. The weather has almost certainly changed, because Fiordland weather changes in the time it takes to have lunch. The waterfalls that were dribbling on the way in are running on the way out, or the other way round.

And you know the road now. The corners that surprised you at nine in the morning are corners you can ride properly at three in the afternoon, which is when the Eglinton straights start to be enjoyable rather than merely scenic. Most riders come off this day saying the return leg was the better half, which is not something you can plan for, only find out.

Riding Fiordland for real

On our fifteen-day New Zealand motorcycle tour the Milford day sits at day twelve, based out of Te Anau, run as a full out-and-back with an early start so that the group is through the tunnel before the coaches and back before the afternoon block. Luggage stays at the hotel, which means you ride it light, which is exactly how that road wants to be ridden.

It comes after the Crown Range and before the long run east to Dunedin, in a fortnight that also takes in the Forgotten World Highway, the West Coast, the Haast and the Mackenzie Country. Have a look at the 15-day New Zealand Forgotten World tour for the full route and the tour dates page for what is running when. If you want to talk through which departure gives you the best shot at Fiordland behaving itself, message us on WhatsApp and we will tell you what the weather actually does rather than what the brochure would like it to.

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